Thursday, May 06, 2010

CHURCH OF THE EXALTED

In the end days people will come together and find comfort in the knowledge that their lives are meaningful and that their misery has not been in vain. As the dead rise, call them not zombies, but know instead that they are proof of the glory of God. The walking dead are The Exalted.

Come and worship at Church of the Exalted! Hear Sister Mercy sing and know the color of darkness.

6 comments:

Charles Gramlich said...

Well, if they can have a church of Elvis I suppose this makes pretty good sense.

Christine Purcell said...

Thanks for directing me to the Church of the Exalted on Facebook. The Church and I are now friends. My family will probably disown me :p

Kate S said...

Looks suspiciously like a meeting of the Cult of Sternberg to me. Darn that Wayne and his picture-taking spies...

Christina said...

I am now part of this club. ^_^ does it come with shirts and communion?

Stewart Sternberg said...

Charles, it's time we turn a cold eye on the walking dead, understanding them in all their rotting glory.

Christine, as a church member, you need no family. You have us.

Kate, we frown on the term cult.

Christina, we have communion. Oh, we definitely have communion.

Jon said...

Traitor! Follow this New Testament if you must, but I'm staying orthodox. God forbid I should deny The Right Reverend James Maloney.