Thursday, November 13, 2008

No Mas!

I can't do it. I just can't do a fifth story about goldfish and... I just can't. Not unless I decide to try a porn approach, something like:

She trailed the flopping goldfish along his bare chest, leaving a wet streak along his sternum. He grinned at the little life she pressed against him, feeling it struggle to breathe. She moved the poor thing down his abdomen....

NO. Even I won't go there. So I'm done. I think I've proved my point. That being said, I'm bringing all the links together. My four and some links to some other people who have jumped in here. First, my four tales, then some others...

Story One, Story Two, Story Three, Story Four

and then these are from Jon Zech, Gwen Jarris, Kristen Berry, and Aubreii Stuart, Joe Ponepinto

8 comments:

spyscribbler said...

Oh my gawd, Stewart, HAH! That's like erotic horror. Fascinating.

I'm kinda disappointed we don't get another one. I've enjoyed this series. :-)

Jon said...

goldfish porn? i think there must be youtube posts on this.

Charles Gramlich said...

Well that last one started off well but really trailed off toward the end. I was definitely left wanting more.

Zoe Winters said...

Goldfish porn, for the win! Now you have to do it, you can't disappoint your fans :D

david mcmahon said...

The goldfish were waiting for your next instalment.

Then the clownfish wanted one too.

And then the puffer fish ...

Rick said...

Slacker.

Rick said...

You can do it. Go for another one. We're behind you all the way.

Rick said...

Otherwise, I'm putting the word out you're chicken.