Some lines just sort of stick with you.
Today I opened "The Detroit Free Press" and read this: "About 4 p.m. Wednesday, a caller told police dispatchers, “You are not going to believe this: There is a semi truck pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway,” state police said in a release."
According to the story, a 21 year old man was accidentally pushed down the highway for four miles by a semi going 50 mph. His wheelchair had become lodged in the truck's grill while it was parked at a service station. Well, yeah, I guess I can see how that can happen.
The state police managed to end the ride by intercepting the truck. The gentleman was unharmed and according to the police: "The man spilled his sodapop, but wasn't upset."
I understand that next week he's planning on lodging himself in the undercarriage of jumbo jet.